Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
10 months ago
51
Too soon? Nah.
Too soon? Nah.
11 months ago
64
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
50
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
1 year ago
39
TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
62
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
1 year ago
47
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
45
Me reading the news every day for the past 20 years 😭
Me reading the news every day for the past 20 years ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
64
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
57