Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
8 months ago
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Too soon? Nah.
Too soon? Nah.
10 months ago
26
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
15
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
10 months ago
12
TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
11 months ago
24
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
11 months ago
15
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
11 months ago
16
Me reading the news every day for the past 20 years 😭
Me reading the news every day for the past 20 years ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
23
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
11 months ago
21