The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. 👴
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. ๐Ÿ‘ด
1 month ago
75
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. 😬
When you think you're shutting down unwanted advances but you're actually just a charger thief. The next shift is going to be awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
77
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 month ago
80
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. 🤔🚽
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฝ
2 months ago
84
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. 💀
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
121
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
93
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love ❤️, the other brings the suspicion 🧐.
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love โค๏ธ, the other brings the suspicion ๐Ÿง.
6 months ago
95
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. 😂
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
98
Some sisters don't play games when it comes to their brothers. She is the final boss. 💀🔥
Some sisters don't play games when it comes to their brothers. She is the final boss. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
6 months ago
74
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
6 months ago
92
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! 🕺
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! ๐Ÿ•บ
6 months ago
89
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
6 months ago
63
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
89
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
93
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. 😂
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
90