When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
26 days ago
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love ❤️, the other brings the suspicion 🧐.
1 month ago
Dad saw his opportunity and took it. Never change, Dads, never change. 😂
1 month ago
Some sisters don't play games when it comes to their brothers. She is the final boss. 💀🔥
1 month ago
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
1 month ago
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! 🕺
2 months ago
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
2 months ago
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
2 months ago
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
2 months ago
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. 😂
2 months ago
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. 😬
2 months ago
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
3 months ago
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
3 months ago
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
3 months ago
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
3 months ago