The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
289
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
355
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. 😂
Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
319
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. 😬
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
365
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
295
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
277
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
247
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
221
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans 😂
When autocorrect almost ruins your Friday night plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
338
When your selfie game goes from 💅 to 😬 real quick because you sent it to the wrong number.  Sorry, wrong number! 😂
When your selfie game goes from ๐Ÿ’… to ๐Ÿ˜ฌ real quick because you sent it to the wrong number. Sorry, wrong number! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
341
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
331
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint 😂
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
270
When you try to confess your feelings, but autocorrect has other plans 😂
When you try to confess your feelings, but autocorrect has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
295
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly 😂 #smoothoperator #epicfail
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚ #smoothoperator #epicfail
1 year ago
264