My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
24 days ago
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
When you're trying to steal a TV, but you accidentally grab a microwave๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Stealing the spotlight... and then getting caught on it! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ” #KarmaGotMe
30 days ago