When she asks for 3 things but lists 6, and you see the perfect opening for a self-deprecating joke. He's a keeper. 😂
When she asks for 3 things but lists 6, and you see the perfect opening for a self-deprecating joke. He's a keeper. ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
79
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
29 days ago
69
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. 🌲🪓
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿช“
1 month ago
119
When she has standards but can't handle them being applied back. The #DoubleStandards comeback was legendary. 🎤
When she has standards but can't handle them being applied back. The #DoubleStandards comeback was legendary. ๐ŸŽค
2 months ago
177
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
9 months ago
371
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. 😂
The uno reverse card of Tinder bios. He matched her energy perfectly. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
326
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
337
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. 🏋️‍♀️
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
325
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty 😂 They served their purpose well🫡
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 year ago
196
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
348
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
1 year ago
167
Me explaining to my date that I’m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment😂
Me explaining to my date that Iโ€™m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
223
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's 🚩😅
When your bio is a bigger red flag than your ex's ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
372
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" 😂🌭
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒญ
1 year ago
312
When you're into humor... just not punctuating it properly! 😂😂 #CommaDrama
When you're into humor... just not punctuating it properly! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #CommaDrama
1 year ago
301