I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 day ago
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
30 days ago
When your little brother keeps hitting you and you are about to lose your temper ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
30 days ago