Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
1 day ago
Introducing the new Expert Mode difficulty setting for using the toilet! Only true gamers can handle this challenge.🚽😂
2 days ago
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
7 days ago
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
8 days ago
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
9 days ago
Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
16 days ago
My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain 😹
20 days ago
When your dick touches the toilet water and you get an instant hardon
20 days ago
When you're craving ramen but you're out of bowls 🤢🍜
1 month ago