TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
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TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
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TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
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Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
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