When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
118
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
63
TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
62
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
68
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
63