When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
14 days ago
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 month ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 month ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
1 month ago