Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
When you love Twilight a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 month ago
When immortality comes with unexpected side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Twilight really went there ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC ๐Ÿ—
1 month ago