Edward really went there 💀
Edward really went there ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
89
Me trying to understand vampire logic 😂
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
1 year ago
81
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
128
When you love Twilight a little too much 😂
When you love Twilight a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 year ago
126
When immortality comes with unexpected side effects 😂🧛‍♂️
When immortality comes with unexpected side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
90
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance 🧛‍♂️💉😂
Back when vampires were all blood and no romance ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Twilight really went there 💀
Twilight really went there ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
87
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC 🍗
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
115