This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐
10 months ago
39
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐ into the ๐ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐. ๐ค
10 months ago
29
I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? ๐
10 months ago
25
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐
11 months ago
22
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
11 months ago
29
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
11 months ago
28
When you donโt have pockets but you still want to bring your whole life with you ๐