This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 month ago
I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're lying about the boxers being a size larger and suddenly they start feeling very tight.
1 month ago
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
2 months ago
When you donโ€™t have pockets but you still want to bring your whole life with you ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago