Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 hours ago
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
2 days ago
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
6 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 days ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
7 days ago
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
7 days ago
Me exercising my right to bear arms ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 days ago
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Fast Food Frenzy vs. ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Fine Dining Duel ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿท
9 days ago
When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
When your drama is their popcorn moment ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
10 days ago
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? ๐Ÿค”
10 days ago
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
20 days ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
20 days ago