Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐
11 hours ago
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโt like America: ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ
2 days ago
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐
2 days ago
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
6 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐ฌ
7 days ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐บ๐ธ๐คซ
7 days ago
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ
7 days ago
Me exercising my right to bear arms ๐ช๐บ๐ธ
7 days ago
๐บ๐ธ Fast Food Frenzy vs. ๐ช๐บ Fine Dining Duel ๐ญ๐ท
9 days ago
When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐ง๐
9 days ago
When your drama is their popcorn moment ๐ฟ๐
9 days ago
At first it was all fun and games, but then reality hit harder than a rocket launcher.
10 days ago
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? ๐ค
10 days ago
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐บ๐ธโก๏ธ
20 days ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐ฌ