Edward really went there ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
3 months ago
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
3 months ago
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago