Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
10 hours ago
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
10 days ago
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell 🦇😅
28 days ago