PETA when a fish eats another fish: 👁️👄👁️
1 month ago
Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
2 months ago
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
2 months ago
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat 🔥
2 months ago
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
2 months ago
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
3 months ago
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot 🥩😂
3 months ago
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind 😂
3 months ago
Nikki: We shouldn’t eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?! Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
3 months ago
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. 😂
3 months ago
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! 🚖🥗
4 months ago
I guess the menu only has one option today! 🏃💨🍽️
4 months ago