PETA when a fish eats another fish: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
9 months ago
35
Professor: "Where's the meat?"
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!"
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
9 months ago
20
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: ๐
9 months ago
33
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐
10 months ago
18
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat ๐ฅ
10 months ago
32
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
10 months ago
25
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
10 months ago
26
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot ๐ฅฉ๐
11 months ago
12
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐
11 months ago
31
Nikki: We shouldnโt eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?!
Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
11 months ago
18
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. ๐
11 months ago
14
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! ๐๐ฅ
11 months ago
43
I guess the menu only has one option today! ๐๐จ๐ฝ๏ธ