PETA when a fish eats another fish: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
10 months ago
91
Professor: "Where's the meat?"
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!"
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
11 months ago
63
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: ๐
11 months ago
85
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! ๐
11 months ago
55
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat ๐ฅ
11 months ago
72
Vegans be like: "No animals were harmed in the making of this salad." Meanwhile, Will Smith is like: "Hold my beer, I've got a whole ecosystem in my tractor beam!"
1 year ago
83
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
1 year ago
67
When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot ๐ฅฉ๐
1 year ago
31
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐
1 year ago
67
Nikki: We shouldnโt eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?!
Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
1 year ago
62
Herbivores have support groups. Carnivores have each other. ๐
1 year ago
40
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! ๐๐ฅ
1 year ago
110
I guess the menu only has one option today! ๐๐จ๐ฝ๏ธ