Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
7 days ago
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
7 days ago
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
21 days ago
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
25 days ago
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
25 days ago
When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons 😂