Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism 😂
4 hours ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
8 days ago
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. 😈
12 days ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
12 days ago
Me trying to get my Pet Rock to attack someone who called me a loser.
12 days ago
Me and the boys eliminating the problem 🗿
12 days ago
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
22 days ago
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
22 days ago
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 month ago
Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
1 month ago
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
1 month ago
When you're running late for your shift and the bus driver doesn't accept expired coupons 😂
1 month ago