When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
5 months ago
156
Me trying to function throughout the week 😂
Me trying to function throughout the week ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
159
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
205
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
1 year ago
140
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid 😂
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle 🍹🕒
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•’
1 year ago
77
When you want to get drunk like a samurai 🍶
When you want to get drunk like a samurai ๐Ÿถ
1 year ago
159
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112