Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid 😂
20 hours ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
10 days ago
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle 🍹🕒
11 days ago
When you want to get drunk like a samurai 🍶
14 days ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. 😂
24 days ago