When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
2 months ago
51
Me trying to function throughout the week 😂
Me trying to function throughout the week ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
37
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed 😂
When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
39
Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
10 months ago
35
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
31
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid 😂
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
16
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
21
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle 🍹🕒
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•’
11 months ago
14
When you want to get drunk like a samurai 🍶
When you want to get drunk like a samurai ๐Ÿถ
11 months ago
39
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
19