USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
1 month ago
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
2 months ago
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
2 months ago
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
3 months ago
When every region gets its own personalized Time Magazine cover 💀
3 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
3 months ago
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied: Card Declined Go Fund Yourself
3 months ago
Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool 😎
3 months ago
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
3 months ago
When you're in the middle of nowhere and bored, but also wanna strategize your next move ♟️💣
3 months ago
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
3 months ago
When your friend wants to play and you are out of controllers 😂
3 months ago
When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. 💀
3 months ago
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. 😂 The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? 🤔)
3 months ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
3 months ago