Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
19 hours ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
21 hours ago
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
1 day ago
Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million 😂
24 days ago
Who needs a car when you have a helipad garage? 🚁😆
30 days ago