Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
13 days ago
"Open borders for me, but not for thee" - Probably this girl
24 days ago
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
1 month ago
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 month ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 month ago
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million 😂
2 months ago
Who needs a car when you have a helipad garage? 🚁😆
2 months ago