Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 day ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 day ago
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
1 day ago
Me trying to explain to my bank account why I thought withdrawing $20 would leave me with $20 million 😂
25 days ago
Who needs a car when you have a helipad garage? 🚁😆
30 days ago