Me trying to explain to my landlord that rent can't be paid with fresh air and sunshine. 🌳💸
2 days ago
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...🤔
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my friends why I'm always questioning everything 🤔
1 month ago
He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
1 month ago
When you're the true OG of higher education 🎓😎
2 months ago