Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 hours ago
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
1 day ago
When you and your squad are ready to cheer your team to victory! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
1 day ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
2 days ago
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
6 days ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension ๐Ÿค”
7 days ago
Me trying to capture all the Pokemon during a Community Day event.
25 days ago
Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽญ
26 days ago
Me after winning an argument with my mom and realizing she can't ground me anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago