When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! 😂
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
53
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. 💀
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
71
This business idea is literally blowing up! The prophets are going through the roof. 💥
This business idea is literally blowing up! The prophets are going through the roof. ๐Ÿ’ฅ
2 months ago
126
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. 🙏🧀
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง€
2 months ago
113
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
120
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. 😬✈️
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. ๐Ÿ˜ฌโœˆ๏ธ
2 months ago
76
Proof that your definition of a 'fun weekend' can vary wildly depending on your location. Choose wisely. 💀
Proof that your definition of a 'fun weekend' can vary wildly depending on your location. Choose wisely. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
83
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. 🤷‍♂️
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
114
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
4 months ago
121
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
150
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. 😳
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
6 months ago
104
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. 🤯🛸
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
6 months ago
64
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
6 months ago
102
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
107
Well, you can't argue with that logic. 🤷‍♂️
Well, you can't argue with that logic. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
67