My hope the moment I encounter the slightest inconvenience.
My hope the moment I encounter the slightest inconvenience.
25 days ago
72
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! 🙏
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! ๐Ÿ™
25 days ago
70
I wished for a 'golden shower,' but this is not what I had in mind. Be specific with your wishes, people! 🤦‍♂️
I wished for a 'golden shower,' but this is not what I had in mind. Be specific with your wishes, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
60
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! 😂
When you finally find someone who completes your sentences... and your t-shirt. Couple goals right here! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
209
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. 💀
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
197
This business idea is literally blowing up! The prophets are going through the roof. 💥
This business idea is literally blowing up! The prophets are going through the roof. ๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
337
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. 🙏🧀
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง€
6 months ago
339
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
313
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. 😬✈️
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. ๐Ÿ˜ฌโœˆ๏ธ
6 months ago
189
Proof that your definition of a 'fun weekend' can vary wildly depending on your location. Choose wisely. 💀
Proof that your definition of a 'fun weekend' can vary wildly depending on your location. Choose wisely. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
209
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. 🤷‍♂️
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
306
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
8 months ago
333
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
8 months ago
403
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. 😳
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
10 months ago
299
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. 🤯🛸
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
10 months ago
190