That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. 💀
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐Ÿ’€
3 days ago
14
This business idea is literally blowing up! The prophets are going through the roof. 💥
This business idea is literally blowing up! The prophets are going through the roof. ๐Ÿ’ฅ
19 days ago
48
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. 🙏🧀
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง€
27 days ago
52
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! 😉
Some ancient wisdom for modern dating problems. Don't let a good kiss cloud your judgment! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
50
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. 😬✈️
When the customs officer asks about your occupation, but you take it a bit too literally. ๐Ÿ˜ฌโœˆ๏ธ
1 month ago
40
Proof that your definition of a 'fun weekend' can vary wildly depending on your location. Choose wisely. 💀
Proof that your definition of a 'fun weekend' can vary wildly depending on your location. Choose wisely. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
38
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. 🤷‍♂️
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
52
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
2 months ago
49
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
2 months ago
62
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. 😳
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
32
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. 🤯🛸
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
4 months ago
20
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
5 months ago
30
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
38
Well, you can't argue with that logic. 🤷‍♂️
Well, you can't argue with that logic. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
17
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
45