That feeling when you don't need your McJob anymore because you HODL'd to the moon! 🚀🌕
28 days ago
When you're trying to build a foundation but she's busy building her online following. 🙄
30 days ago
When you go above and beyond at work and your boss 'rewards' you with everyone else's tasks. 🙃
1 month ago
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
2 months ago
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. 🤡
2 months ago
Me working hard so my cat can live their best life 👑😴
3 months ago
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
3 months ago
This is my financial advisor now 💰
4 months ago
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
4 months ago
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
4 months ago
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
4 months ago
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
5 months ago
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
5 months ago
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
5 months ago