Me working hard so my cat can live their best life 👑😴
24 days ago
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
28 days ago
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
29 days ago
This is my financial advisor now 💰
1 month ago
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
1 month ago
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
1 month ago
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
1 month ago
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
2 months ago
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
2 months ago
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
2 months ago
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
2 months ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
2 months ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
2 months ago
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
2 months ago
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
2 months ago