When you go above and beyond at work and your boss 'rewards' you with everyone else's tasks. 🙃
7 days ago
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
20 days ago
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. 🤡
25 days ago
Me working hard so my cat can live their best life 👑😴
2 months ago
When your partner says 'Cover me!' and you're both on a night shift. 😂
2 months ago
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
2 months ago
This is my financial advisor now 💰
2 months ago
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
2 months ago
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
2 months ago
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
3 months ago
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
3 months ago
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
3 months ago
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
4 months ago
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
4 months ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
4 months ago