When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
9 days ago
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
19 days ago
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
27 days ago
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
1 month ago
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
1 month ago
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 month ago
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
1 month ago
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
1 month ago
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
1 month ago
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
1 month ago
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 month ago
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job 😂
1 month ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
1 month ago
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny 😂
1 month ago