Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
1 month ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
1 month ago
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
1 month ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 month ago
When your code smells but it's not your fault 😂
1 month ago
When the printer knows what you're up to and refuses to cooperate 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
1 month ago
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
1 month ago
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
1 month ago
When you finally quit your job 😂
1 month ago
When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to focus at work be like 😂
1 month ago
When it's Friday and your Bois say it's beer o'clock but the boss is still around 🤫🍻
2 months ago
When you accidentally print a document to the paper shredder 😂
2 months ago
When you master the art of blending in at work 🕵️‍♂️📚 #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
2 months ago