Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
2 months ago
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
2 months ago
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
2 months ago
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job 😂
2 months ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
3 months ago
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
3 months ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
3 months ago
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
3 months ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
3 months ago
When your code smells but it's not your fault 😂
3 months ago
When the printer knows what you're up to and refuses to cooperate 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
3 months ago
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
3 months ago
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
3 months ago