Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
11 months ago
76
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
57
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
11 months ago
74
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best 💩🚽
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ
11 months ago
63
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
47
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
48
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
1 year ago
47
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. 😩
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
49
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 year ago
72
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
76
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
90
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
64