Steve Ballmer's office: Just him, probably trying to figure out how to make Clippy less annoying. Steve Jobs' office: An entire team dedicated to making rounded corners slightly rounder.
1 year ago
142
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐๐
1 year ago
98
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
130
Finally, a job that pays me for what I do best ๐ฉ๐ฝ
1 year ago
110
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐ฅฉ๐ญ
1 year ago
83
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐
1 year ago
90
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
1 year ago
97
Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. ๐ฉ
1 year ago
80
Me trying to fix a bug in production on Friday afternoon.
1 year ago
135
Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐
1 year ago
74
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐
1 year ago
126
When Michael says something completely inappropriate, but also kind of funny ๐
1 year ago
119
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐ด
1 year ago
129
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐
1 year ago
149
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐ฌ