My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
15 hours ago
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
3 days ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
3 days ago
When your code smells but it's not your fault 😂
4 days ago
When the printer knows what you're up to and refuses to cooperate 😂
5 days ago
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
6 days ago
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
9 days ago
When you go to McWork, Buy a BMW to flex, Consume to forget and then Die using DHL. The circle of life.
9 days ago
When you finally quit your job 😂
9 days ago
When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! 😂
10 days ago
Me trying to focus at work be like 😂
13 days ago
When it's Friday and your Bois say it's beer o'clock but the boss is still around 🤫🍻
22 days ago
When you accidentally print a document to the paper shredder 😂
28 days ago
When you master the art of blending in at work 🕵️‍♂️📚 #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
29 days ago
From 'Let's do this!' to 'Let's eat this!' in record time 🦖😂
29 days ago