When you unleash all your alter egos for that sweet free trial ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ญ
1 year ago
66
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
11 months ago
69
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐๐ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
11 months ago
35
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐
11 months ago
69
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*๐ No more excuses! Let's go! ๐ช
11 months ago
40
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment ๐๐ซ
11 months ago
44
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds ๐ฅ๐ง
11 months ago
82
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐
11 months ago
43
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
11 months ago
59
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐
11 months ago
34
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall ๐