When you go from average Joe to corporate superhero on LinkedIn! 🚀😎 #AlterEgoUnleashed #LinkedInGlowUp
When you go from average Joe to corporate superhero on LinkedIn! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜Ž #AlterEgoUnleashed #LinkedInGlowUp
1 year ago
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When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time 📡😳
When your neighbors turn nighttime into prime-time ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
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🔍 When you realize 'help' isn't for everyone... 😬
๐Ÿ” When you realize 'help' isn't for everyone... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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When you're trying to pick your favorite member of the J-Pop group, but they're all so cute! 😩
When you're trying to pick your favorite member of the J-Pop group, but they're all so cute! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
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I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
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Me trying to squeeze past people on public transport after Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 😂
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! 😭
The guilt trip is real. How many more must perish before we get the conclusion, Gabe? HOW MANY?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
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The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. 🤷‍♂️
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
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Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. 🙏💻
Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ป
6 months ago
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When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! 🤦‍♂️
When you hate nature so much you replace it with industrial 'green' energy solutions. Ah, progress! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
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Some things you can't unsee, even with an invisibility cloak. Harry is scarred for life. 😭
Some things you can't unsee, even with an invisibility cloak. Harry is scarred for life. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
6 months ago
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Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. 🤖
Engineers, get ready for your new overlord. It's programmed to ask for status updates every 5 minutes. ๐Ÿค–
6 months ago
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