When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf 🏄‍♂️📚
When your IQ skyrockets only after learning to surf ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
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When affection turns into a 24/7 surveillance service 😳🔦
When affection turns into a 24/7 surveillance service ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ”ฆ
1 year ago
60
When you're so focused on life's puzzles that you miss the open door 🚪🐱
When you're so focused on life's puzzles that you miss the open door ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿฑ
1 year ago
56
🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
75
When you unleash all your alter egos for that sweet free trial 🧙‍♂️🧝‍♀️🎭
When you unleash all your alter egos for that sweet free trial ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽญ
1 year ago
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When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring 👀😂 #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
When you're trying to enjoy a romantic moment with your significant other, but your nosy neighbor's dog won't stop staring ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #AlpacaLove #NosyNeighbor #WinterRomance
11 months ago
35
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*😈 No more excuses! Let's go! 💪
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*๐Ÿ˜ˆ No more excuses! Let's go! ๐Ÿ’ช
11 months ago
40
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment 💖🔫
When you love Hello Kitty, but also the Second Amendment ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ซ
11 months ago
44
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds 💥🧠
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง 
11 months ago
82
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
43
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
11 months ago
59
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
34
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall 😂
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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