Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
203
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right 😉
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
222
When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong 😂
When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
242
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were 😂
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse.  Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? 🤔
Ryan Reynolds as Milhouse. Thrilled or THRILLHOUSE? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
122
POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
132
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
134
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? 🤔😂
When you get arrested on Opposite Day, it means you're actually being set free... right? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
2 months ago
99
She came back with the heat, and not just from the barrel. 🔥
She came back with the heat, and not just from the barrel. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
2 months ago
101
That awkward moment when you're not sure if the vet is talking about himself or your dog. 😬
That awkward moment when you're not sure if the vet is talking about himself or your dog. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
115
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. 📜✍️
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ
1 month ago
128