When relationship status is a piece of furniture 😂 #1Nightstand
When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐Ÿ˜‚ #1Nightstand
1 year ago
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When your vacation plans go a little too ✈️ international 🌍... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' 😂🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️
When your vacation plans go a little too โœˆ๏ธ international ๐ŸŒ... and Darwin whispers, 'I told you so!' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
198
When you promise the world but deliver buffering... 🌐😅
When you promise the world but deliver buffering... ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
182
Optimus Crime rolling out! 😂🚔
Optimus Crime rolling out! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
207
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up 😂
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
196
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school 😂🤦‍♂️
When you finally realize why you're 'different' at school ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
243
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. 🧙‍♂️
I'd definitely sign up for the 'Defense Against the Dark Arts & Haram' class. This is the Hogwarts professor we didn't know we needed. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
240
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! 🤯
She thinks I'm thinking about other girls, but I've just discovered the circle of life. My plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs! ๐Ÿคฏ
6 months ago
156
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. 🐔
When you're overqualified for the position but have no idea what the company actually does. Good luck, little fella. ๐Ÿ”
6 months ago
290
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. 🤷‍♂️
So basically, we're at our most real when things are either taking off or falling apart. Makes sense. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
197
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
When you dress to impress for your court date, but the stereotype was already dressed and waiting for you.
6 months ago
303
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
314
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
6 months ago
259
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. 😂
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
300
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
6 months ago
276