🐦 Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' 🍟
๐Ÿฆ Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
224
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! 😅👫💻
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
184
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
115
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
1 year ago
205
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
134
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
103
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". 😂
Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
1 year ago
182
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom💀
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
178
When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
When mom knows a little too much about the government ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
177
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! 😎✈️💔
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
11 months ago
165
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. 🤷‍♂️
When your interior designer leaves you with both physical and emotional voids to fill. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
216
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. 😭
My trust issues started when the 'don't show again' button lied to me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
5 months ago
179
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. 🤔
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
296
Russia's tourism options: one is a vacation, the other is a surprise 'special military operation'. Choose wisely. 🤔
Russia's tourism options: one is a vacation, the other is a surprise 'special military operation'. Choose wisely. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
182