When affection turns into a 24/7 surveillance service ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ”ฆ
11 months ago
10
Even as a baby, she's the Mother of Dragons ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‘ถ
11 months ago
7
When your dragon's got a higher IQ than you but you still think you're the real hot stuff ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’ก
11 months ago
11
When you're so focused on life's puzzles that you miss the open door ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿฑ
11 months ago
10
2015: Temple Run, Angry Birds, Subway Surfers, Hill Climb Racing. 2025: Outlook, Teams, LinkedIn, Google Meet. From chasing high scores to chasing deadlines. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
9
Me trying to understand vampire logic ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
11
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
7
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
8 months ago
6
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
9
When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
5
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
8 months ago
5
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
5
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
7
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
9
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
7