Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? 🤔🍝
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ
1 year ago
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AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years.  The system works… for someone, I guess. 🤔
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
47
When you call the police because your food delivery is late 😂
When you call the police because your food delivery is late ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
Me and my dog praying for more treats 🙏
Me and my dog praying for more treats ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
42
American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it.  Let me explain why..." 
European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it. Let me explain why..." European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
1 year ago
42
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" 
USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
Europe: "I wonder how big this bubble can get!" USA: "This bad boy can hold 100 freedom rounds!"
1 year ago
34
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
47
Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats 😂
Me trying to subtly convince my roommate to get another cat so I don't have to feel guilty about buying more treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
1 year ago
56
The internet: Making corporate boardrooms sweat since 1995 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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POV: You're chilling on a beach in Argentina in 1960 and notice your neighbor looks familiar...😬
POV: You're chilling on a beach in Argentina in 1960 and notice your neighbor looks familiar...๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
29
When you try to label Europe from memory 😂. Close enough, right?
When you try to label Europe from memory ๐Ÿ˜‚. Close enough, right?
1 year ago
57
Me after my third cup of coffee trying to function at work 😂
Me after my third cup of coffee trying to function at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
43
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.
2 months ago
80
That's a serious diagnosis right there. The doctor is probably speechless. 🤣
That's a serious diagnosis right there. The doctor is probably speechless. ๐Ÿคฃ
2 months ago
77