This man is a strategic genius of the highest order. 🤯
This man is a strategic genius of the highest order. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
475
When your fashion sense doubles as a safety measure! 😷🎉
When your fashion sense doubles as a safety measure! ๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
392
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? 🤔🍝
Ever wondered what happens when you mix sports drinks with pasta? Blue-raspberry fusilli, anyone? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ
1 year ago
282
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
377
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
262
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
1 year ago
340
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities 🍆💦
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
367
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
380
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
233
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
357
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
383
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! 👀
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
336
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. 😂
Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
241
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' 🔫😂
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
187
That awkward moment when your extracurricular activities are showing. 😳 Yeah, it's definitely tennis.
That awkward moment when your extracurricular activities are showing. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Yeah, it's definitely tennis.
3 months ago
219