Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again 😂
Elon trying to sleep knowing the servers are down again ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
77
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield 😂
When you're fighting for soft skin in the digital battlefield ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
76
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
10 months ago
66
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like 🤔
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
62
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow 😂. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
10 months ago
66
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
10 months ago
73
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
53
Me trying to figure out why my PS2 game is telling me to look in a mirror 😂
Me trying to figure out why my PS2 game is telling me to look in a mirror ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
67
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
10 months ago
83
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery 💅
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
80
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? 🐛➡️😱  Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
10 months ago
56
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
76
Sun Tzu giving some very insightful bathroom advice. 🚽
Sun Tzu giving some very insightful bathroom advice. ๐Ÿšฝ
10 months ago
74
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X 😂. Because it's right next to Pornhub 😏
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X ๐Ÿ˜‚. Because it's right next to Pornhub ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
68
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along 😂
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
72