Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you underestimate your opponent and they turn out to be a tiny apex predator ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
11 months ago
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When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When the clearance price is higher than the original price ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
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One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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Chris? Nah, I'm busy dominating the leaderboards and increasing my K/D. The sun can wait. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you and your pet see the food coming ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
11 months ago
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WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
11 months ago
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Sexual equality? More like sexually unequal standards ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
11 months ago
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Me trying to capture all the Pokemon during a Community Day event.
11 months ago
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When you think it's a Playstation, but it's something much worse ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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