Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast 🍳
Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐Ÿณ
11 months ago
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Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!🦖
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
11 months ago
62
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
44
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
30
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
11 months ago
34
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
50
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
11 months ago
54
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl๐Ÿน
11 months ago
47
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
54
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
51
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
11 months ago
50
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first.  Love can wait. 😂"
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
11 months ago
52
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
56
Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #fail #backflip
11 months ago
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