Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Millennials trying to adult in this economy. 😭 First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air?  💀
Millennials trying to adult in this economy. ๐Ÿ˜ญ First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air? ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
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When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead 😂.  "Of the truck, dumbass!"
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
11 months ago
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Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: 👁️👄👁️
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
11 months ago
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I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: 😱
Me pretending to be surprised when I find 3-week old leftovers in the back of the fridge: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11 months ago
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Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: 🎓🤡
Me, the student with the worst grades, giving a graduation speech about how education is important: ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
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Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
Pro of being an adult: I can eat a whole box of cookies. Con of being an adult: I ate a whole box of cookies.
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
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When your social battery dies.  ☠️
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
11 months ago
64
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
11 months ago
38
When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest 😂
When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
53
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
31
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: 😲
Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
11 months ago
36
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. 😂 Not bad, Android developers, not bad. 👍
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐Ÿ‘
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