AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it. Let me explain why..." European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
10 months ago
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When your expectations of Africa vs. America get flipped upside down! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me when I win a new computer and it's an Apple product. ๐Ÿ˜ 
10 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to answer the question "Why are there school?": ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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When your Zoom meeting gets a little *too* real ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Jesus: "Stop! Hammer time!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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It's just a prank bro!
10 months ago
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When you accidentally delete your 1000-page essay the night before it's due and your professor says no late submissions accepted ๐Ÿ˜ญ FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
10 months ago
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When you trade asphalt for Astroturf. ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ Still traffic, but at least it's *aesthetically* pleasing now. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
10 months ago
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Ja Rule before and after finding out he can charge double at his concerts because it counts as two people.
10 months ago
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The internet: Making corporate boardrooms sweat since 1995 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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