"God speaks against homosexuality" - proceeds to get caught doing something equally or more questionable. Classic internet moment ๐
10 months ago
6
When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard ๐
10 months ago
4
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐คข
10 months ago
6
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
10 months ago
5
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? ๐
10 months ago
7
Aliens watching humans buy organic food: ๐ "They poison their food with chemicals, then pay extra for food that says it hasn't been poisoned...I can't ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ"
10 months ago
6
Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free ๐ #RichPeopleProblems
10 months ago
7
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐
10 months ago
7
Globalist tears taste like locally sourced, chemical free, organic kale ๐ฟ๐
10 months ago
7
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐ค
10 months ago
4
Me showing up at my dream anime destination vs. Reality hitting me harder than a truck-kun.
10 months ago
11
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐ช
10 months ago
4
When your code smells but it's not your fault ๐
10 months ago
11
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐