Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
10 months ago
6
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. 😂
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
10
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂.  Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
10 months ago
7
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
5
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
10 months ago
7
This math checks out. 🤔
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
4
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" 😂
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
8
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
10 months ago
8
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media 🤔
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
9
That TMNT costume has seen some things 🐢👀
That TMNT costume has seen some things ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘€
10 months ago
10
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
10 months ago
4