When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
1 year ago
320
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: 💀
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
181
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" 😂.  Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!🤫
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
210
When she says she'll be gentle 😂
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
When mom finds your secret online life 📱😳
When mom finds your secret online life ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
171
Me setting my goals so low, I'm guaranteed to achieve them 😂 #Motivation #Winning
Me setting my goals so low, I'm guaranteed to achieve them ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Motivation #Winning
1 year ago
202
When you love coffee a little too much 😂☕️
When you love coffee a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
230
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon 🥓🍫
Me trying to make healthy choices by only eating the chocolate covered bacon ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ
1 year ago
313
When fascism comes to America🇺🇸, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross✝️.  (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 😂)
When fascism comes to America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโœ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
161
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
1 year ago
202
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living Me: *Confused screaming*
1 year ago
186
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
1 year ago
185
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
216
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
201
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism 😂
When you mistake the fire hose cabinet for abstract expressionism ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
348