PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. 
Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? 🤔 
PETA: *blocks Greg* 😂
PETA: A fish's life is as valuable as yours is to you. Greg: So, if fish can eat other fish, why can't we eat fish? ๐Ÿค” PETA: *blocks Greg* ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
10 months ago
9
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien 😂
When you try to explain "woke" to Tolkien ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
7
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) 😂
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
8
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
9
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much 😂
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
6
When you want to play guitar but your arms are just for show 😂
When you want to play guitar but your arms are just for show ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
4
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
10 months ago
9
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
10 months ago
9
When you offer a solution and they take it literally 😂
When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
5
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. 😂
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
10
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
10 months ago
8
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
10 months ago
9
Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐Ÿ˜‚ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
10 months ago
3
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" 
Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
10 months ago
4