Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care 😂
Me trying to be mature and break up with someone nicely vs. me 5 minutes later realizing they don't care ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
49
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash 😂
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
27
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. 💦😂
When Dexter organizes an event for people who can't come, it's gonna be a... dry run. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.👶🏋️‍♀️ #NoExcuses
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ #NoExcuses
11 months ago
42
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" 😂
Apple: We totally invented "slide to unlock" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
55
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
45
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: 😂
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
44
When your website is down, call the URLologist! 😂
When your website is down, call the URLologist! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
29
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
33
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
27
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
11 months ago
30
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
11 months ago
51
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
11 months ago
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