When someone identifies as super straight and you just HAVE to bring Nazis into it 🤡
When someone identifies as super straight and you just HAVE to bring Nazis into it ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
403
28°C in 1995: 😎☀️
28°C in 2024: 🔥💀
28ยฐC in 1995: ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜€๏ธ 28ยฐC in 2024: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
379
Thor: "I was never gay." 
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." 
Thor: "Wait, what?!" 😂
Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
I guess some men just really love the smell of feet and old gym socks. It's a match made in... well, a smelly gym bag.
1 year ago
324
When your friend passes you the answers during an exam and it feels like you're in Fast and Furious
When your friend passes you the answers during an exam and it feels like you're in Fast and Furious
1 year ago
230
Granny's got some explaining to do 🍊👵😂
Granny's got some explaining to do ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
343
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint 😂
When you're trying to subtly end the conversation, but they just don't get the hint ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
377
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
262
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
1 year ago
340
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities 🍆💦
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
367
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
380
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
233
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
357
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
383