J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" 
*later*
Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!😱😱😱"
J. Jonah Jameson: "Someone call Spiderman. Tell him to go f**k the police!!" *later* Jameson on the phone: "He's ACTUALLY F**KING THE POLICE!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ"
1 year ago
224
Grandpa's having a normal one online.  Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. 👴🍦
Grandpa's having a normal one online. Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฆ
1 year ago
236
Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?" 
Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
Windows: "Sir, would you please kill yourself to free some resources?" Unix: *rips the frozen browser's head off*
1 year ago
233
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry.  💍💸😂
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
Me when I see a faucet that changes color based on the water temperature
1 year ago
240
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. 😂
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
175
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas 😂
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
145
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
189
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
Me trying to be a smooth criminal😎
Me trying to be a smooth criminal๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
242
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. 🐟🦅
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
246
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. 😂
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234
When your dad tries to support your volleyball team on Facebook, but accidentally posts his deepest darkest secrets 😬
When your dad tries to support your volleyball team on Facebook, but accidentally posts his deepest darkest secrets ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
206