Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
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Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow 😂
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. 🐠📞
When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ž
11 months ago
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When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
11 months ago
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When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline 🪐😬
Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
11 months ago
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When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans 😂
When you desperately need a cure but your Tourettes has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA 🧓👴
When you accidentally hit two elderly pedestrians in GTA ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‘ด
11 months ago
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When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
11 months ago
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I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut 😈
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
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When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔  #2A #SelfDefense
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐Ÿค” #2A #SelfDefense
11 months ago
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New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
11 months ago
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Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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